Political Humor | Wild Bill Exposed!

It would seem that Mark Foley is not the only one having salacious instant message sessions. The Blogger [formerly known as Wild Bill] from The Blog [formerly known as Passionate America] that exposed the identity of Jordan Edmund, is guilty of sending lurid instant messages to an as yet unidentified victim, who is most likely underage.

Lucky for you, Radioactive Liberty is on top of the story and willing to get to the bottom of the investigation, no matter how hard it is to push forward. I am ready and willing to make sure that the media does not shove the facts into a small little hole to conceal the truth about The Blogger.

Here is just a sample of Wild Bill’s masturbatory fantasies that Radioactive Liberty has exposed.

radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:11:58 AM): You suck two penises?
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:12:22 AM): yep
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:25:58 AM): That’s hot!
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:26:37 AM): thanks
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:28:15 AM): job job job job job job job
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:35:23 AM): job job job
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:35:35 AM): job job job job job job job
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:35:48 AM): job job job job job job job
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:38:15 AM): You know what bothers me?
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:38:24 AM): me?
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:38:26 AM): gay bashers
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:38:30 AM): yep
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:42:59 AM): yep you been with a chick with fake titties?
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:43:20 AM): nope. at least not that I was aware of
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:43:49 AM): haha
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:44:09 AM): I have been considering the option though
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:44:42 AM): I don’t think the old lady would approve, however
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:45:15 AM): you getting breast implants?
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:45:44 AM): Not me, I mean I have been considering being with a woman that has them
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:46:45 AM): haha
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:53:40 AM): thank you for helping me get rock hard tonight
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:53:44 AM): heh. You said rock hard
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:53:47 AM): hard enough to pierce a choclate starfish!
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:53:53 AM): stuff ‘em with cheese and remove the avocado and it sounds great!
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:54:26 AM): Gaymonger!
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:54:01 AM): I love you brother, but not in a gay way.
radioactiveliberty (10/8/2006 12:58:26 AM): what’s with the gay bashing, “I love you but not in a gay way.”
Wild Bill (10/8/2006 12:58:36 AM): haha
radioactiveliberty (10/8/2006 12:58:53 AM): Or are you advocating incest - “I love you like a brother”
Wild Bill (10/8/2006 12:59:04 AM): sounds like it
Wild Bill (10/8/2006 12:59:12 AM): are you horny?
radioactiveliberty (10/8/2006 12:59:30 AM): I’m pissed off that my call got cut short and the break didn’t even happen
radioactiveliberty (10/8/2006 12:59:36 AM): and Im horny
Wild Bill (10/8/2006 1:00:59 AM): well strip down and get relaxed
radioactiveliberty (10/8/2006 1:01:06 AM): lol
Wild Bill (10/8/2006 1:01:35 AM): what you wearing
radioactiveliberty (10/8/2006 1:01:43 AM): clothes
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 12:57:05 AM): boxers or briefs?
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:57:34 AM): it’s a Banana!
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:07:26 AM): thanks
Wild Bill (9/20/2006 8:11:41 PM): should I say you look good or would that be gay of me?
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:58:11 AM): No don’t
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 12:58:16 AM): Please don’t
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:07:48 AM): I’m trying to make this interesting but he is making it so hard!
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:08:29 AM): It was ok
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:08:33 AM): no it was great
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:08:49 AM): Great… You mean my call?
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:08:56 AM): we werent’ to prepared tonight and we didn’t reherse
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:09:11 AM): banana is peeled and ready for me to taste it
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:09:21 AM): yep
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:09:26 AM): just stroke my ego a bit more and i’m sure i will come
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:09:30 AM): you got it haha
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:09:40 AM): There’s a turbulence in the jet stream
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:10:26 AM): my bro pissed himself, look what you did
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:11:23 AM): golden shower?
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:11:31 AM): yep lol
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:13:42 AM): yeah I was a little drained
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:15:33 AM): Damn.
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:16:30 AM): should be huge
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:16:56 AM): and hard
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:20:32 AM): You mention “hard” a lot
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:20:49 AM): hard hard hard
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:20:53 AM): gotta go
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:20:55 AM): did you enjoy?
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:20:57 AM): Well duh
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:21:04 AM): haha
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:21:21 AM): Thanks for the major plug
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:21:50 AM): I love you
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:22:03 AM): Whoa whoa whoa. Back off on the “I love you”
Wild Bill (8/20/2006 1:22:46 AM): I gotta go get bird food
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:23:37 AM): Yep
radioactiveliberty (8/20/2006 1:26:36 PM): Later

Wild Bill can no longer hide in the shadows. Now all the world can see him for the pervert he really is.

But who is this mysterious victim of Wild Bill’s, and when will we learn if he is underage, and just how underage? Why were these messages suppressed for so long?

Fear not. Bloggers are on the super sleuth warpath, and the truth will be seen on a blog near you, soon.

UPDATE: I published my post before it was ready. I have more to say about this, but I am posting this now because it is already out. I have been contacted by the media and I might be on TV soon.

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See Spacemonkey’s interview of Wild Bill