WMD, I Think Not
I think I might just agree with the Leftards on this one. We found 500 “WMD” in Iraq, but let’s think about this. I don’t know what Sarin is, so I dunno what to think about that, but the report said that a lot of this supposed “WMD” is mustard.
Mustard? For crying out loud, the stuff you put on your hot dog! That’s a WMD? I don’t think so. Now, one of the points about the mustard is that it’s really old. I suppose it’s probably gone rancid by now, but even so, who’s going to eat 15 year old mustard? Not me.
If someone was dumb enough to eat the rancid mustard, it probably wouldn’t kill them. They may get the heaves and the trots for a day or so, but that’s not exactly mass destruction, is it? I never thought that I should declare someone that fed me food that made me sick as possessing WMD, but that’s just me.
I’ve even seen people smear mustard all over their bodies. That’s a pretty disturbing thing to do, yet strangely erotic, but I don’t think they were any worse for the wear (heh, bad pun). Mustard, people! WMD indeed.
Wake me up when we actually find something dangerous.
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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Isn’t Sarin some sort of artificial sweetener? Condiments, we found mfn condiments!
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They must have some skank hot dogs in syria, because I heard that moved a bunch of that old mustard there.
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Good point Rich. I thought of that after I posted. It’s that stuff in the pink envelope that “may cause cancer in laboratory rats.” That, to me doesn’t qualify as a weapon, and certainly not “mass destruction” – well, maybe to laboratory rats.
I think if I lived in Syria I would stick to barbeque sauce on my dogs.
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I really hope that this is all tounge-in-cheek….But if not, let me edumacate you a little:
Sarin is a highly potent nerve agent that is usually in a gaseous or a droplet state. A couple drops of it on your skin is enough to start showing symptoms of poisoning, and inhaling the stuff will kill you by blocking your nervous system control to your lungs and diaphragm. You essentially stop breathing. Pretty nasty stuff.
Mustard is a gas and is essentially the same type of stuff they used back in WW1. It is a blister agent. It causes severe chemical burns to any exposed skin or tissue. If it only gets on your skin, you will be out of action for quite some time (but probably not fatal). Inhaling the stuff will cause severe burns to your lungs in which you will more than likely die of pulmonary edema. Not a nice way to go.
So yeah, both of those 2 agents fall squarely into the “WMD” category….
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Wow. I thought I had seen some nasty gas and droplets before, but that sounds worse.
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Wow. Next time I order a hot dog… Hold the mustard
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I’m glad armynurseboy set you straight, Fitch. This is too serious to joke about.
See, I myself am a ketchup guy, and just the smell of mustard makes me nauseous. Not as much as parmesan, but that’s another story. Anyway, if just smelling a tiny bit of mustard has this kind of effect on me, can you imagine what 500 thingies of mustard would do? Particularly if it were weaponized and exploded all over my skin and clothes? I bet you’re not laughing now, funnyboy.
In the future, I’ll thank you not to make cheap jokes about real issues.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take my meds.
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I’m gonna have to stop puttin’ that Sarin in my coffee. No wonder it gives me a headache.
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I must be immune to these serious effects of mustard. Everytime I go to Burger King, I order a Whopper with no mayo, add mustard. Now, mayo is some bad stuff. I don’t know if it rises to WMD standards, but it’s nasty.
You know what truly is a WMD? Horseraddish! That stuff does all kind of things to a person. In weaponized form, better known as Wasabi (sp?), it can take down entire cities.
This use of condiments as WMDs is serious stuff , indeed.
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I’m swearing off all condiments from here on out, except for sweet, natural sugar.
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You had to know this would all lead back to the French.
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Of course! Another reason to hate the fwench.
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Fitch, you’re going to have to quit the sugar, too. Diabetes is another weapon of the enemy. Not to mention tooth rot, which is the enemy’s secret weapon.
You can’t fight ‘em if you can’t bite ‘em!
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That French mustard has stayin’ power, too.
http://www.commondreams.org/he.....413-03.htm
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you guys are nuts.
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Almonds are my favorite. Cashews are pretty good too.
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Gesundheit. I’m partial to pistachios.
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Leave your hairy upper lip fetishes out of this.
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“You guys are nuts”
Isn’t that somewhat redundant?
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Fitch, Pistachios!!??!! I knew you were in cahoots with IRAN. You are a spy: