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WMD in Iraq

FRIAR logoSo the wignunts on the right are reprorting that their has been WMD found in Iraq. This seems leik the kind of think that should make liek minded progressives like myself have to rethnik are positoin on saying taht Bush Lied abotu WMDs.

I explane , but frist, here’s waht I found on Stomp teh ACLU:

Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) and Rep. Peter Hoekstra (R-Mich.) announced Wednesday the finding of over 500 munitions or weapons of mass destruction, specifically “sarin- and mustard-filled projectiles,” in Iraq.

Reading from unclassified portions of a document developed by the U.S. intelligence community, Santorum said, “Since 2003, coalition forces have recovered approximately 500 weapons munitions which contain degraded mustard or sarin nerve agent. Despite many efforts to locate and destroy Iraq’s pre-Gulf War chemical munitions, filled and unfilled pre-Gulf War chemical munitions are assessed to still exist.”

According to Santorum, “That means in addition to the 500, there are filled and unfilled munitions still believed to exist within the country.”

Now, Like minded progessives like myself always ignored any evedense of WMD not being lied by Bush about up to this piont, so why shouldl we change our tone now??? We’ave been saynig this for years already that theyres no WMD in Iraq. Bush Lied. It has never mattred as much evidense that there is to say othrewise, so why start now?

You couldl try to say that there old, even before anyone herd of Nirvana, and that what Bushitrel ment was that he was making new WMD, and wroking on Nukes. These are old WMD. Not nukes and not new ones, so still, Bush Lied.

Others mite say that This is to just deflect from low poll nubers. Always a good stragety too. Anytime we here good news, is good time to say , “Teh timing is verry suspishis. There just Deflecting pole nubmers again.

I think, stay the coarse. Keep saying Bush lied! No WMDs found. Saddam has no ties to AL Kaida.

Of coarse the best stragety porbably is to just stick to the negativ. Keep on focus on Abu Grabe, and Gitmoe. Warrentless wiretappig and troops are cold bloodd killers. Thats probably the best stratgey. Just don’t talk aboutu the success of war in Iraq.

See what the other wignuts are sayig at Captins Quarte and Wizbag Flopping Aces Reihl Wrold Veiw

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14 Responses to “WMD in Iraq”

  1. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    WMDs In Iraq?…

    I had to go way back in the archives to dig these links up.

    ……

  2. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    There are no WMDs… in Liberal fantasyland…

    Over and over, we keep finding proof that Saddam DID still have weapons of mass destruction (the new declassified fax is here), he DID have ties to al Qaeda, and Bush’s policy in Iraq is winning, not losing. It seems that the Left, for all its claims….

  3. LittleOrangeFox says:

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    I really had a hard time reading this which is actualy the whole point I think you were trying to make with the mis spelling. I think… That was weird

  4. FRIAR says:

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    Sorry. I make misteaks sometimes when I get so worked up about somethig and make typos, because im in a hurry. I fxed some of the misteaks, but dont have time to fix them al.

  5. Phoenician in a time of Romans says:

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    You couldl try to say that there old, even before anyone herd of Nirvana, and that what Bushitrel ment was that he was making new WMD, and wroking on Nukes. These are old WMD. Not nukes and not new ones, so still, Bush Lied.

    “He’s been a menace forever, and we will do — he needs to open his country up for inspection, so we can see whether or not he’s developing weapons of mass destruction.” – George Bush, 7 Aug 2001.

    “Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction. There is no doubt that he is amassing them to use against our friends, against our allies, and against us.”- Dick Chaney, 26 Aug 2002.

    “[Saddam] has amassed large clandestine stocks of biological weapons… including anthrax and botulism toxin and possibly smallpox. His regime has amassed large clandestine stockpiles of chemical weapons, including VX and sarin and mustard gas… [he] has at this moment stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons.” – Donald Rumsfeld, 18 Sep 2002.

    “Our conservative estimate is that Iraq today has a stockpile of between 100 and 500 tons of chemical weapons agent. That is enough agent to fill 16,000 battlefield rockets.” – Colin Powell, 5 Feb 2003

    “Saddam Hussein and his weapons are a direct threat to this country, to our people, and to all free people…. I will not leave the American people at the mercy of the Iraqi dictator and his weapons.” – George Bush, 6 Mar 2003

    “Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.” – George Bush, 17 Mar 2003

    “The goals of our coalition are clear and limited. We will end a brutal regime, whose aggression and weapons of mass destruction make it a unique threat to the world.” – George Bush, 10 Apr 2003.

    Bush lied, people died.

  6. fmragtops says:

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    You better bring that weak crap somewhere else. You’re just gonna wind up being humiliated here. I mean, must I really go back and grab all the old quotes from Bill, Hillary, and Kerry? You’re a fool. Stop wasting people’s oxygen.

  7. fmragtops says:

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    Here. This may help. Now run along, child.

  8. FRIAR says:

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    Right on Phonecian! Stay the Coarse! Bush Lied!

  9. Phoenician in a time of Romans says:

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    I mean, must I really go back and grab all the old quotes from Bill, Hillary, and Kerry?

    Go ahead. Whatever they have to say about the matter doesn’t affect the simple fact that Bush lied, as shown in the quotes above.

    Hitler and Stalin were enemies. Pointing out that Stalin was a mass-murdering monster doesn’t make Hitler a saint.

    You wingnuts really have to learn some logic.

  10. jimmyb says:

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    Phoenician – You would be more credible if you threw in some Kerry and Clinton quotes saying there were WMD’s.

    Heh. Libtards have selective memory, though…

  11. fmragtops says:

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    Right, so even though they said the same thing as Bush, that affects nothing? Logic? What do you know of logic, fool.

    If Bush lied then Kerry, the Clintons and every other Dem that voted for the war lied. That’s logic, idiot. You didn’t even click the link, did you? Of course not. Facts be damned, right? You just want to sloganeer, you don’t care about what’s right, or true. You just want to advance your silly, childish, irrelevant, agenda at all costs.

  12. von says:

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    Phoenician, you are a great adventurer!! Coming into the right side of the blogosphere, and exploring!! You are a great adventuring explorer!!

    Maybe on one of your great expeditions, you have found something great called evidence (or proof). Perhaps a fact or two. You could show us all that the slogan that you live by is backed up by fact.

  13. fmragtops says:

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    He has facts! The Kossacks say so, that’s his facts.

    Von, however, is right. You are a great explorer. Keep it up, and one day you may be as great an explorer as Dora.

  14. Dave in CO says:

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    A quick word about “PIATOR” (as he was known over on “Protein Wisdom”). He got banned from Jeff’s site for suggesting Jeff was a racist. PIATOR is an asshat of the first order. He posts moronic tripe and then suggest that the reason you don’t agree is that you are all a bunch of Bushbots or something to that effect.

    He is similar to that pathological liar “steve” who signs his posts with “peace”.

    He is not worth your time.

    Dave

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