I’ve been doing some yardwork this weekend. I hate yardwork. I utterly despise it. Unfortunately, it’s one of the few things that I can do reasonably well, and without screwing things up and making them worse… Most of the time.
I’ve included photographic proof that I do in fact do yardwork, contrary to what one co-worker, who finds that idea implausable, may think .
Weeds
Weeds - Pwned!
Eroded bridge
Eroded bridge - Pwned!
Eroded bridge, other side
Pwned!
Scout escape route
Scout escape route - Pwned!
Stupid stray cat emergency exit (potential Scout escape hatch)
Kitty - Pwned!
Here’s a preview of my next project. If you want the honor of declaring this mess to be Pwned, and who wouldn’t, I’ll give you a free case of beer, or equivalent prize for you non-beer drinking simps.
2004–2008
11 responses so far ↓
1
fmragtops
// Jul 2, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Man, I’m tired just looking at that. I’m going to get a beer.
Beer PWNED!
2
jt
// Jul 3, 2006 at 6:40 am
Better you than me, FIAR…
3
jimmyb
// Jul 3, 2006 at 2:01 pm
I need a break after looking at all that work, too.
4
Uber
// Jul 4, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Wow, watching men do yardwork is so HOT. Whatcha doin next week? haha
Happy fourth!
5
Sssteve
// Jul 4, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Happy 4th Mike!!!
6
fmragtops
// Jul 5, 2006 at 8:45 am
More beers, Pwned!
7
FIAR
// Jul 5, 2006 at 11:22 am
Just think of how many beers you can Pwn if you do that tiny bit of yardwork for me.
8
fmragtops
// Jul 5, 2006 at 1:13 pm
If you lived in town, I’d take you up on it, but since you live completely on the other end of the country, I must decline. I think I have to go to Philly next year for business, maybe it could wait till then.
9
FIAR
// Jul 5, 2006 at 2:08 pm
There’ll be plenty more where that came from next year, but this needs to be dealt with this year too. It is an annual process though.
10
fmragtops
// Jul 5, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Maybe I’ll bring a slingblade, some folks call it a kaiser blade but I call it a slingblade, and pwn those gnarly weeds for you.
11 The Platypus Society » The Rhyme of the Carnival of Comedy // Jul 13, 2006 at 12:05 pm
[...] FIAR’s yard, with weeds overgrown, set out on a conquest to pwn. Ripping the roots from the peat, wondering if weeds speak l337, Hoping that next time he won’t have to pwn alone. [...]
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