Yardwork
I’ve been doing some yardwork this weekend. I hate yardwork. I utterly despise it. Unfortunately, it’s one of the few things that I can do reasonably well, and without screwing things up and making them worse… Most of the time.
I’ve included photographic proof that I do in fact do yardwork, contrary to what one co-worker, who finds that idea implausable, may think .
Weeds
Weeds – Pwned!
Eroded bridge
Eroded bridge – Pwned!
Eroded bridge, other side
Pwned!
Scout escape route
Scout escape route – Pwned!
Stupid stray cat emergency exit (potential Scout escape hatch)
Kitty – Pwned!
Here’s a preview of my next project. If you want the honor of declaring this mess to be Pwned, and who wouldn’t, I’ll give you a free case of beer, or equivalent prize for you non-beer drinking simps.
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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Man, I’m tired just looking at that. I’m going to get a beer.
Beer PWNED!
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Better you than me, FIAR…
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I need a break after looking at all that work, too.
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Wow, watching men do yardwork is so HOT. Whatcha doin next week? haha
Happy fourth!
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Happy 4th Mike!!!
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More beers, Pwned!
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Just think of how many beers you can Pwn if you do that tiny bit of yardwork for me.
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If you lived in town, I’d take you up on it, but since you live completely on the other end of the country, I must decline. I think I have to go to Philly next year for business, maybe it could wait till then.
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There’ll be plenty more where that came from next year, but this needs to be dealt with this year too. It is an annual process though.
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Maybe I’ll bring a slingblade, some folks call it a kaiser blade but I call it a slingblade, and pwn those gnarly weeds for you.
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[...] FIAR’s yard, with weeds overgrown, set out on a conquest to pwn. Ripping the roots from the peat, wondering if weeds speak l337, Hoping that next time he won’t have to pwn alone. [...]