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Because Conservatives Want The Dirt Too

Welcome to the first post from our new section, the Radioactive Liberty Inquirer.  It’s Yellow Journalism at it’s finest.  Ask yourself… why should all of the major networks and check-out line scandal sheets get all the good stories?  This is a question that’s been going around the RL boardroom for some months now. The conclusion we came to?  They shouldn’t. It seems kind of greedy of them. Down right unfair. We feel entitled to our share, plus some from the rich news outlets too (just because they’re rich), and we shouldn’t have to work for it either. This is Obama’s America after all.

Our philosophy at this last bastion of honesty is simple, you deserve to get your sensationalized, hard-hitting, behind the scenes, down in the trenches, scandal ridden, half truths and hearsay, from a news organization you can trust. And you can trust us, or my name isn’t Les James.

Why look to RLI for your political information needs? Because unlike others I won’t name…yet, we’re forthcoming about our content being humor, satire, sarcasm, parody, opinion, and flat out lies. That, and we do it all for the children. Besides, who has time to go looking for all the juicy news items, when all you have to do is subscribe to our RSS feed?  And it’ll come right to your computer. Now that’s convenient.

In the most important way, the RL Inquirer is exactly like the MSM, or “Statist Media”. Why, just like our competitors at NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, NPR, Air America, The Huffington Post, The Daily KOS, tons of other left-wing loon blogs, almost any newspaper and many print magazines, ect, ect, ect, our team of crack reporters stays awake at night, thinking this crap up. That’s what you’ve come to expect from us, that’s what you’ll continue to get. Slanted news and biased views, just like the other guys.  It’s the truth you’d write… if you had a better imagination.

While you may not notice any significant outward change in our format with this new feature, you can be sure that when it comes to Yellow, the RL Inquirer is always prepared to rain on any political parade.

It could be true.