For those of you that remember the old blogspot version of Shoot a Liberal, this is your only spew alert. For the rest of you, read on for some laughs anyway.

I was scanning through Captain’s Quarters when I happened upon a post entitled, Another Lesson In Not Crapping Where You Eat. Captain Ed writes:

The Washington Post reports this morning on a blogger who decided to write a post about one of the customers he served at work and got fired over the aftermath. Two days before Christmas, Chuckles of Freelance Genius (real name Charles Williamson) wrote the following about Tucker Carlson after he and his companion rented movies at his video store:

Funny story – True story – There used to be this idiot that made a hobby of being a troll at Shoot a Liberal and Steve the Pirate and he called himself “Chuckles.” He loved to call people “Cobagz,” and referred to Steve the Pirate as “the ass pirate.” He also called SeanS’s brother, Jermcool, “Jermturd.” But I digress… Or do I?

Tucker Carlson opened an account last night at my video store. I thought the name seemed familiar but I couldn’t figure out why. It was after he left that I realized he was on the list of Gigantic Cobagz. I could tell you what he and his ridiculously wasped-out female companion (wife?) rented if you really want to know. I won’t tell you where he lives, though. That would be wrong and stupid. I will also not be running around ordering 10,000 copies of America: The Book and having it sent to his place even if that would be more awesome than frozen urine treats for his home.

Hmm. This Chuckles seems to have an affinity for the word Cobagz as well. Come to think of it Freelance Genius seems like the sort of thing Troll Chuckles would have called his site. So, I did a search, and just followed the links to Steve the Pirate. I hovered the link on Chuckles’s comment and what was the URL? http://freelancegenius.blogspot.com/

Holy Cow! It IS that Chuckles. One and the same. I fell out of my chair laughing. I have one thhink left to say:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SNORT! CHOKE! WHEEZE! HAHAHAHA!

Chuckles, you douche. Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in at least a year. Looks like you called the wrong person a Cobag. You collosal loser. How’s it feel to be a bitch?

Category: Pointless Nonsense