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You Can’t Fix Stupid

From the Guardian Via Emperor Darth Misha I

…Israel is unique in being a military democracy. An electoral system much fairer than our own repeatedly places the country in the hands of warriors, and sometimes (I am thinking of Yitzhak Shamir and Sharon) war criminals. Even when civilians are elected, they are pushed around by the generals. To sustain their position, the warrior chiefs seek to ensure that Israel is constantly on the verge of war.

Holy Crap! I never realized that the Zionist Masters had to answer to the Military Industrial Complex. I always thought it was the other way around. It’s like they say, “You learn something new every day.”

Category: Pointless Nonsense

2 Responses to “You Can’t Fix Stupid”

  1. von says:

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    Ethnocentric Xenophobe!

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    Israel is unique in being surrounded by medieval fascists who want to blow it up and/or push all its people into the sea. Even when civilians are elected, they are forced to keep Israel at a constant state of high alert against its terroristic enemies who purposely target civilians. Yet we here at the Guardian, along with our soul mates at the BBC, CNN, NPR and The New York Times, will continue to bravely blame Israel for succesfully defending itself against its pond scum enemies. Luckily, thanks in no small part to the gutsy leadership of France, we have the UN on our side which allows us to easily manipulate world opinion.

    Oh, and by the way, we’re not at all antisemitic.

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